Come on!

I am about to fully express myself in a judgmental way. So, hide your eyes, pope.

Dear fathers,
Dear mothers,
Show your daughters love so that me and the rest of society don't have to see their whorelike photos.

Young girls,
You are eleven. Maybe thirteen.
Since you are this age you should be in turtle necks and long skirts. In my opinion anyways.
No offense, but no one wants to see your tongue sticking out of your face. Or see you girls making that really lame face. The one where you scrunch up your mouth and nose where it looks like you have smoked 57 packs a day, and for some odd reason you push this huge wrinkly clump of skin to either the right or left side of your face. And if that one fails there is always the one where you try to stick out your thin white girl lips and act like they're luscious. It's not cute.
There is a chance your back is injured from constantly sticking it in a very unnatural position. UR butt shouldn't touch the back of your neck.
I'm not even going to go into those fugly Holister mini jean skirts.
Little girls, you are pretty. You don't need to hide yourself in thick black liquid liner.

Modest is hottest. Okay, I'm going to kill myself for saying that. If you choose to reveal your skin do it in a fashionable way.

A smile is better.
Natural is the new black.