Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I don't remember you lookin' any better.

"Hi! Hi! Hiya!"( Heavy weights aka best movie in the whole wide world!)

So, Mardi Gras is coming up. If you are unaware of what this strange holiday is I'll explain. It is a holiday celebrated only in Louisiana.
It pretty much just consist of the following:
1. Creepy masks normally worn by ladies over the age of 37
2. Purple, green, and yellow(Terrible colors to put together)
3. Beer, beer, and more beer.
4. Parades.
5. Ugly beads.
6. And if you are in Nola, Boobs and lots of nakedness and other odd and very weird things.
I've actually never been there for Mardi Gras, however, I do want to go one year just to experience the crazy drama that takes place. I've heard it is madly insane.
Anyways, there is this girl who asked me to go skiing for Mardi Gras break which means I leave this Friday to head up to BR and we leave on Saturday and come back next Saturday. After realizing that I've never met her family or anyone who is coming. I said yes.
This ought to be very interesting. Nothin' like going on family vacation with a family that isn't yours....Or have never met. Hahah!
Bam! Weird experiences always seem to be knocking on my door, and don't you dare think I hesitate to let them in. I open with arms opened wide and a smile.... Yay for abnormalness!


Anne got on new medicine. Her stomach was basically created in hell. The medicine is natural (I'm convinced it's weed in a pill form)
Walking in to Chemistry... Me: "Anne, where were you?"
Anne: "I just jumped outside the window!"
Me: "Haha! Why did you do that?"
Anne: "It just looked so wide open and free! So, I jumped!"


The Saints won the superbowl, which equals Louisiana going even crazier than we already are.
I dropped off Madeline and had the urge to start screaming "Who dat?!". So, as I was driving I first saw an old couple walk out of Pelicans, I screamed at them, these two wiggas and these two little boys in Saints jerseys. Then me and Nicholas came to the conclusion that it's like a dare when you scream and act crazy with your friends, but when you are alone it's just stupidity. Hahahah! It was so fun I couldn't help myself.
After we won my little sister, Ja'el ran and jumped inside a pool, and it was pretty cold outside.
Then my dad started dancing which was so entertaining. He even did the stanky leg. Oh boy!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Juliane's twisted nursery rhymes.


What Juliane's kids will hear when their falling asleep. Her Version.

This little piggy went the market
This little piggy went home
This little piggy was captured a turned into bacon so that people like you could eat it and people like me could stare in disgust!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack told Jill that he would never buy her a andeconda so she pushed him in and got his inheritance

Baa baa black sheep have ye any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
who plans to kill me and sell my liver on the black market

Hush, little baby, don't say a word
Mama's gonna buy you a mockin'bird
If that mockin'bird don't sing
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
So that the billy goat can have many a baby and create an army and take over the world

Meeeediiiiaaa




So, some Mexican man stole my mom's card earlier this week.
Walk in the kitchen and Bam! An unfamiliar cop chillin' there. Oddity truly exist.
"What a jerk." _ Jill Mahoney

You and ya cousins and me and my cousins.
I can feel is comin'

Warning: Don't waste any time of your life watching "My life as Liz. " Totally sucks. Which is strange because I'm a sucker for shows/movies about high school kids. But it's supposed to be "reality" and all of them act. And are terrible at it too. It sucks.
But, the Buried Life is oh so fantastic! I think I'll marry all four of those boys. I lie first I'll convert to Mormonism. Polygamy life is the life for me. Ew, I'm so gross.

I smashed my own bird(Middle finger) in the car door:( Now, I look like a carpenter named Mike who wants to marry four guys from tv. Greaaaatttttt

You should go buy a sweater & eye cream... Just saying.
"Man! I just shaved my leg, and there's a whole section that's hairy. What? no." _Julie.

Animals.

Super rad animals! I want to be an animal right now. So, I guess the picture will suffice.
Whale sharks=Awesome
Hah, this one is kinda funny...

Cool, cool
Idk....

I want one! <3

Maybe? Yes.

One day soon I will write a short story! And will post it on here :)
I'm excited about it! It will be about kids.... Church kids.
And most of the time church kids= Different kind of kids compared to the norm.