What Juliane's kids will hear when their falling asleep. Her Version.
This little piggy went the market
This little piggy went home
This little piggy was captured a turned into bacon so that people like you could eat it and people like me could stare in disgust!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack told Jill that he would never buy her a andeconda so she pushed him in and got his inheritance
Baa baa black sheep have ye any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
who plans to kill me and sell my liver on the black market
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
Mama's gonna buy you a mockin'bird
If that mockin'bird don't sing
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
So that the billy goat can have many a baby and create an army and take over the world
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