
Let me tell you about Beaver Scouts!
Okay, so one day in Bio 2 me and my fellow classmates were talking about boy scouts. We quickly came to the conclusion of starting our own, known as "beaver scouts"! The only clubs we have at school is 4H and Beta club. Why not have beaver scouts? We had it set, we were going to learn how to build a fire out of nothing, tie knots, bird call, and how to live in the wild, etc... We were working on our pledge, and we even had a hand signal/ shake.
Our posters:
1. Find the inner beaver in you! Join Beaver Scouts.
2. Lion may roar, and birds can soar but beavers make things.... Awesome things.
3. Beaver believer.
We put our amazing posters all over school. It was a riot for sure!
One of my teachers, said "Beaver? Scouts...."
I said, "Yep.
He goes, " Hah! Y'all are so naive!"
I said, "Okay?"
The dean of our school called Anne(The co founder) into the hall, she asked what "this Beaver Scout thing was about"... She told her we had to take them down, because one of our teacher said it was inappropriate... Something lame like that.
We were disappointed to say the least.
Later that day, someone informed me that beaver is another word for a female genitals...
Ignorance is bliss
Long live beaver scouts!